Breast AKA...
Celebs With Fake Boobs
Boob Jokes
Pictures of Fake Boobs

• Boobs still the best! I just love saying 'boobs'
• Tits
• Nibblers
• Big 'uns only applicable to some
• Crowd Pleasers
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• Grips (sent in by Big Al)
• The Pointer Sisters (sent in by Tom)
• Chihuahuas (sent in by Bonnie)
• Bombs (sent in by Ttime) I think A-Bombs in my case
• Mardi Gras Specials (sent in by LLHop)
• The Two Towers (sent in by "Gollum") Gollum- you are such a dork ;)
• Bra Bunnies (sent in by Brent)
• Dracula Biscuits (sent in by Vinyl Seductress) Girl- you must have an incredible sex life...
• Girly Guns (sent in by Lars)
• Milkies (sent in by Tony T.)
• Tupperware (sent in by Bob R.) juggs made of plastic, get it?

Do you have a favorite word for breasts? Send it my way!

• Toni Braxton
• Vida Guerra (ass model, but also has breast implants)
• Christina Aguilera
• Donna D'errico
• Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (Fastlane)
• Carol Grow (E! Search Party Host)
• Farrah Fawcett
• Mariah Carey
• Kari Wuhrer
• Carmen Electra
• Leean Tweeden (Host of Extreme)
• Whitney Houston
• Anna Nicole Smith
• Jessica Hahn
• Demi Moore
• Dahm Triplets (SIX identical perfect boobs!)
• Cher
• Denise Richards
• Chyna
• Gena Lee Nolin (Baywatch, star of her own homemade sex vid!)
• Camille Grammar (Kelsey Grammar's wife)
• Jenny McCarthy
• Nicole Eggert (removed after Baywatch)
• Kiana Tom (Kiana's Flex Appeal)
• Brande Roderick (Baywatch, Playboy Playmate of the Year)
• Stephanie McMahon (WWE General Manager)
• Torrie, Trish, Jacqueline, and Terri (also WWE. But isn't wrestling real?)
• Pamela Anderson (duh)
• Monica Brant (ex-Ms. Fitness Olympia)
• Vanessa Williams
• Morgan Fairchild
• Jaime Bergman
• Heather Locklear
• Melanie Griffith
• Tori Spelling
• Holly Robinson Pete
• Mary J. Blige
• Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice)
• Mia St. John (professional boxer, playmate)
• Nikki Ziering
• Melissa Rivers
• Ytossie Patterson (Temptation Island - got them afterwards)
• Erin Collins (Survivor 5)
• Heidi Strobel (Survivor 6)
• Krista Allen (Baywatch Hawaii, Days of our Lives)
• Brandy Ledford (Baywatch Hawaii, Invisible Man, Rat Race)
• Natasha Hamilton ("Tash" - Atomic Kitten)
• Vivica A. Fox
• Beth Otrosky
• Traci Bingham (Baywatch, Surreal Life)
• Susan Hawk (Survivor 1, Survivor All-stars)
• Tara Reid
• Coco (Ice-T's wife)
• Star Jones
• Leeann Tweeden (Best Damn Sports Show Period)
• Dita Von Teese
• Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct II)
• Courtney Love
• Brooke Burke (ex-Wild-On Host, Rock Star Supernova)
• Willa Ford (Dancing with the Stars)
• Adrianne Curry (American's Next Top Model, My Fair Brady)
• Katie Price (aka "Jordan")
• Tara Conner (Miss America 2006)
• Kim Stewart (Rod's kid)
• Ivanka Trump (Apprentice)
• Kellie Pickler (American Idol Season 5)
• Heidi Montag (The Hills - there's a pun here somewhere)
• Audrina Patridge (The Hills)
• Brooke Hogan (Hogan Knows Best)
• Nicole Scherzinger (Pussycat Dolls)
• Tila Tequila (A Shot At Love)
• Aubrey O'Day (Danity Kane)
• Kendra Wilkinson (Girls Next Door)
• Holly Madison (Girls Next Door)
• Jewel (Dancing with the Stars - almost)
• Lil' Kim (Dancing with the Stars)
• Carrie Prejean (Miss California 2009)
• Amy Winehouse
• Half of the girls Tiger Woods banged
• Jwoww - Jersey Shore

If you are a celebrity and have fake breasts, you'd better confess!
I will spot them soon anyway. I am watching. I AM WATCHING!

• How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
  Put a nipple on it.

• Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
  When you take it off you wonder where the boobs went.

• What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
  It's Braille for "lick here".

• What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
  Guys never notice her nice ass.

• Have you heard about the 'Sheepdog' bra?
  It rounds them up and points them in the right direction. (sent in by "The Count")

• What do you call 250 Indian maidens without nipples?
  The Indian Nippleless 500. (sent in by kruzin2003)

• What is Michel's favorite Christmas song?
  "All I want for Christmas are my two front teats, my two front teats..." (sent in by SheRaX)

• Most bees make honey, but what kind of bees make milk?
  Boobies! (sent in by Meener)

  Have a good boob joke? Send it to me!

• Young Chick with New Knockers

• The Biggest Tits are in Southern California

• Hottie in Denver

• Sheila Before Augmentation

• Asians with Big Boobs (very fake)

• Round, Firm, and All Natural

• Glorious View

• Another Hot Chick with Tan Lines

• October Flasher

• Little Firm Ones are Usually Real

• Busty Hooters Girl - Bring 'em Young!

• All American Blonde (warning: nudity)

  
  
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