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Breast AKA...
Celebs With Fake Boobs
Boob Jokes
Pictures of Fake Boobs
Breasts Are Also Known As...
Breasts are known by many names! Here are a few of my favorites, as well as the more unique ideas sent by viewers:
- Boobs still the best! I just love saying 'boobs'
- Tits
- Nibblers
- Big 'uns only applicable to some
- Crowd Pleasers
- (o)(o)
- Grips (sent in by Big Al)
- The Pointer Sisters (sent in by Tom)
- Chihuahuas (sent in by Bonnie)
- Bombs (sent in by Ttime) I think A-Bombs in my case
- Mardi Gras Specials (sent in by LLHop)
- The Two Towers (sent in by "Gollum") Gollum- you are such a dork ;)
- Bra Bunnies (sent in by Brent)
- Dracula Biscuits (sent in by Vinyl Seductress) Girl- you must have an incredible sex life...
- Girly Guns (sent in by Lars)
- Milkies (sent in by Tony T.)
- Tupperware (sent in by Bob R.) juggs made of plastic, get it?
Do you have a favorite word for breasts? Send it my way!
Celebrities With Fake Boobs...
Some of these are pretty obvious, some are less. There are surely more augmented celebs out there, but these are the ones that I am pretty sure about, based on my own eagle eye.
- Toni Braxton
- Christina Aguilera
- Lil' Kim
- Donna D'errico
- Tiffani-Amber Thiessen (Fastlane)
- Carol Grow (E! Search Party Host)
- Farrah Fawcett
- Mariah Carey
- Kari Wuhrer
- Carmen Electra
- Leean Tweeden (Host of Extreme)
- Whitney Houston
- Anna Nicole Smith
- Jessica Hahn
- Demi Moore
- Dahm Triplets (SIX identical perfect boobs!)
- Cher
- Denise Richards
- Chyna
- Gena Lee Nolin (Baywatch, star of her own homemade sex vid!)
- Camille Grammar (Kelsey Grammar's wife)
- Jenny McCarthy
- Nicole Eggert (removed after Baywatch)
- Kiana Tom (Kiana's Flex Appeal)
- Brande Roderick (Baywatch, Playboy Playmate of the Year)
- Stephanie McMahon (WWE General Manager)
- Torrie, Trish, Jacqueline, and Terri (also WWE. But isn't wrestling real?)
- Pamela Anderson (duh)
- Monica Brant (ex-Ms. Fitness Olympia)
- Vanessa Williams
- Morgan Fairchild
- Jaime Bergman
- Heather Locklear
- Melanie Griffith
- Tori Spelling (UPDATE: Her botched boob job has been fixed!)
- Holly Robinson
- Mary J. Blige
- Victoria Beckham (Posh Spice)
- Mia St. John (professional boxer, playmate)
- Nikki Ziering
- Melissa Rivers
- Ytossie Patterson (Temptation Island - got them afterwards)
- Erin Collins (Survivor 5)
- Heidi Strobel (Survivor 6)
- Krista Allen (Baywatch Hawaii, Days of our Lives)
- Brandy Ledford (Baywatch Hawaii, Invisible Man, Rat Race)
- Natasha Hamilton ("Tash" - Atomic Kitten)
- Vivica A. Fox
- Beth Otrosky
- Traci Bingham (Baywatch, Surreal Life)
- Susan Hawk (Survivor 1, Survivor All-stars)
- Tara Reid
- Coco (Ice-T's wife)
- Star Jones
- Leeann Tweeden (Best Damn Sports Show Period)
- Dita Von Teese
- Sharon Stone (Basic Instinct II)
- Courtney Love
- Brooke Burke (ex-Wild-On Host, Rock Star Supernova)
- Willa Ford (Dancing with the Stars)
- Adrianne Curry (American's Next Top Model, My Fair Brady)
- Katie Price (aka "Jordan")
- Tara Conner (Miss America 2006)
- Ivanka Trump (Apprentice)
- Kellie Pickler (American Idol Season 5)
- Heidi Montag (The Hills)
- Brooke Hogan (Hogan Knows Best)
If you are a celebrity and have fake breasts, you'd better confess!
I will spot them soon anyway. I am watching. I AM WATCHING!
Boob Jokes
Oldies but goodies...
- How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it. - Why do they call it the Wonder Bra?
When you take it off you wonder where the boobs went. - What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples for?
It's Braille for "lick here". - What is Pamela Anderson's biggest pet peeve?
Guys never notice her nice ass. - Have you heard about the 'Sheepdog' bra?
It rounds them up and points them in the right direction. (sent in by "The Count") - What do you call 250 Indian maidens without nipples?
The Indian Nippleless 500. (sent in by kruzin2003) - What is Michel's favorite Christmas song?
"All I want for Christmas are my two front teats, my two front teats..." (sent in by SheRaX) - Most bees make honey, but what kind of bees make milk?
Boobies! (sent in by Meener)Have a good boob joke? Send it to me!
Pictures of Fake Boobs
Can you tell the real from the fake?
(The links below will launch new windows.)
- Young Chick with New Knockers
- The Biggest Tits are in Southern California
- Hottie in Denver
- Sheila Before Augmentation
- Asians with Big Boobs (very fake)
- Round, Firm, and All Natural
- Glorious View
- Another Hot Chick with Tan Lines
- October Flasher
- Little Firm Ones are Usually Real
- Busty Hooters Girl - Bring 'em Young!
- All American Blonde (warning: nudity)
Have a funny picture? Email it to me!
